You've heard of Ben Dover, of course... now we have Lee Nover! Hmmmmm - completely original of course! Decide for yourself by reading this week's review and then watching the movie.

We also have some long-awaited new British amateur titles from the Home Movie Video Club, for those lovers of truly enthusiastic amateur porn.

And don't forget: this Thursday to Saturday, watch me and my friends on Strictly TV. Cutey Laura Michaels has had a brand new boob job - be the first to see her D cups live in action this weekend.

Cathy xxx

The Erotic Awards: Mouse

This edition of Strictly News features Let Me Milk you Like a Cow, produced and directed by Mouse, who also stars in the film. It was the winner of the Erotic Awards 2007 Comedy of the Year, the two other finalists being Anna Span's hilarious porn movie Hug a Hoodie and New York animator T. Arthur Cottam's Filthy Food.

Judges immediately warmed to the combination of extreme hard-core with very British “Carry-On” skits. Mouse had already won Cabaret Artist of the Year, so judges were reluctant to vote for her, but felt compelled: her film is so refreshingly unique and has a kind of genius about it that brings it into the reams of art. Mouse herself wrote,

“I have always intended my erotic films to make people laugh, as I find most heterosexual porn to be predictable, mechanical and boring. This is my first commercial film. I wrote, produced and edited it myself, as well as starring in it. I'm a big fan of Carry On films, Benny Hill, and Splosh (messy sex) movies, all of which have strongly influenced my work. I can't imagine anyone wanking over a pantomime cow, so maybe what I do is not porn at all, but maybe it's not art either. My next film will be an epic movie - and hopefully even better. “

Mouse pays enormous attention to detail, and nothing is predictable.

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What we're watching...

Lee Nover 2Lee Nover 2 from In-X-Cess, reviewed by Stuart

Obviously not trying to gain any kind of artistic merit or win prizes for originality, Lee Nover has made a film that is more than a nod to the work of that cheeky chappy of Brit porn we all know and love, yep, no need to insult your smutelligence by divulging his name. Actually, it's a direct rip off of our favourite flagship gonzo guy but let's see what Mr. Nover has to offer all the same...

Lee and his pals are in the Czech Republic when their car breaks down. While deciding what to do about it they are confronted by stocky blonde Godiva who is wielding a cane which she wastes no time whipping one of the guys with. She seems to be disgruntled that a bunch of men are on her land but not once Lee's hung Czech stud whips his cock out. Godiva studies the rock hard phallus before wrapping her lips around it and blowing it awhile when a second cock comes into shot, she happily welcomes both pricks into her mouth and then the crew head of to her house to continue their carnal adventure. Sucking continues indoors, just back to the one cock now, but Godiva is soon bent over and boffed ready to be soaked in spunk. Randomly, the second cock arrives just in time for the cumshot, having no prior involvement during this indoor part of the scene matters little it seems and Godiva gets a double helping of ball cream in her face.


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Homemade OrgyHomemade Orgy from Home Movie Video Club, reviewed by Hellen

It's full on extreme amateur action in Home-Made Orgy - a film that does exactly what it says on the cover! Two ordinary women with extraordinary sex drives take on a room full of horny blokes in their quest to find the ultimate sexual pleasure, or at least, that's what I imagine their motivation was. There's little to no storyline or explanation here, just naked bodies, hard dicks and dirty girls, all going at it in these hot home-made scenes. The camera-work isn't all that, but the real life enthusiasm and the voyeuristic feel more than makes up for it.

Opening on a dungeon scene, we're introduced to the first of the dirty little minxes who make this film so racy. She plays with herself and teases the cameramen by flashing her ass and pussy as she bends over a bench. Dressed in black lingerie and stockings, this lady is working the housewife gone bad look to her best advantage, and even gets a bit of a spanking for being such a naughty girl. Her nice, big round ass is satisfying beaten with a riding crop, as wandering hands take the chance to sooth her reddening skin.


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Younger Girls, Older GuysYounger Girls, Older Guys from MSS Interactive, reviewed by Hellen

Admittedly, I have a thing for older guys, but there does come a point when a bloke stops being 'older' and just becomes, well, old. And even I find it hard to see the appeal there. In my opinion, the distinguished yet dirty blokes in this film generally fall into the second category, but that doesn't stop a bunch of well-known UK babes getting down and dirty with these granddads.

Still, it's interesting to see such well known Brit stars trying out such an under-explored niche, and the older man, younger girl theme provides some sexy and amusing scenarios.

The first scene sees busty babe Alexis May as a first timer on a photoshoot. Jim, the photographer, is so impressed by her assets (Aren't we all!) that he talks her into doing some hardcore work for him. Seeing as they're the only people in the flat, it makes sense that Jim takes the role of 'stud' in Alexis' first movie shoot.

For a newbie, she sure knows what she's doing as she swallows that dick right down and spreads her legs, allowing lucky Jim to slip his fingers into her tight snatch. Talking about how much she loves older guys, Alexis goes for Jim's length with real enthusiasm and they move effortlessly into a 69 with Jim explaining to Alexis about the different positions. Soon they're shagging on the carpet and we get a fantastic view of Alexis' bouncing butt. Delicious.


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