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Tranny And Susannah from Fringe Dweller Productions, reviewed by Hellen
I never imagined it would be possible to make a pornographic adaptation of the TV makeover show What Not To Wear. You know, the one with Trinny and Susannah making harsh-but-true comments to poorly dressed members of the public before making them over to look much more stylish. But a few months back JB went behind the scenes on a shoot that would totally prove me wrong and show that great things can come from such expected porno spoofs.
Joanna Jet, the UK's foremost shemale performer, was asked to create a series for Playboy TV. What she came up with was this awesome set up - one of the most amusing and original adult spoofs I've seen in a long time - and Joanna also made sure she had a top supporting cast of British talent to make this movie a success.
Alongside the shemale star (who, of course, plays Tranny of the title) is former bukkake babe Sandie Caine as the porno version of TV's skinny Susannah, Each episode sees the pair welcome a familiar face into their dressing room for a makeover, and the girls emerge looking so damn sexy that poor Tranny and Susannah have trouble keeping their hands to themselves!
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Charlene Hart Hardcore! from Charlene Hart, reviewed by Hellen
Charlene is not your average page 3 girl. Of course, she's a busty blonde stunner, as you'd expect, but she's a lot naughtier than you'd imagine most glamour models are. Early in her modelling career she shot some adult videos, and this compilation of Charlene in action show why this topless star has so many fans. She's incredibly pretty, with long blonde hair and a perfect body and this film opens with her lifting her short white dress and spreading her legs for an intense wank. She's really cute and smiley throughout, chatting with the cameraman and detailing how she feels, what she's doing, what she likes doing - it's all very sexy.
In the first scene she shows off to the camera before letting us get a good look at her beautiful butt. She lets the cameraman finger her tight ass and spreads her cheeks at his request. In fact, she's very keen to do anything and everything that her cameraman suggests and her willingness to please and be as dirty as possible makes her a really good performer. She loves sex and even though this is most likely a home-made or amateur video, she puts on the kind of show you'd expect to see from a seasoned professional.
And as any professional girl would, this babe does anal!
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Fishnets 2 from Zero Tolerance, reviewed by MC
I don't know what it is about fishnets that is such a turn-on, whether it's the smell of the fresh salty sea breeze, the rhythmic swaying of the boat, or the bulging of the nets as you haul them back onboard the trawler full of herring... Oh, wait a minute, you mean the other sort of Fishnets? Well, it is an easy mistake to make when you grew up going on holiday to East Anglian fishing villages as a kid. Er, perhaps I shouldn't have admitted that.
No, as you may have guessed, Fishnets 2 is a collection of clips of women getting down and dirty while wearing fishnets, and oddly starts with a jump cut credit sequence that wouldn't be recommended for anyone with epilepsy over a soundtrack that sounds an awful lot like Nine Inch Nails ('Closer' unsurprisingly).
The first scene sees Eva Angelina, who bears a passing resemblance to Billie Piper, putting clothing on, for some reason. The actual fishnet bit of this clip is pretty peripheral, to be honest - she puts on a fishnet bra and skirt, which get shoved aside as soon as her fella arrives on the scene. What does make this clip sexy though is Eva's enthusiasm - she really does want it, and makes plenty of noise about it when she's being pounded, if you're into screamers.
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