Secretary's Day 2 from Smash Pictures
Reviewed by James

Ah, secretaries and porn. Like schoolgirls (who must be dumb as toast given they’re clearly mid-twenties and still in school), latex clad-lovelies, horny ‘housewives’ and men who make you wonder “Did he go into the sex industry because he wanted to or just because he needed to find meat-holes sufficient for his freakishly gargantuan shlong?” we see them so often. And why? Well obviously its because we wish to imagine that the cute little blonde in the office is actually a crazed nymphette desperate to drop to her knees and suck like a Dyson with the right impetus. And thinking these thoughts manages to drag us by our penises through another hate-full, pointless, drudgery filled day without stabbing pencils through our hands and screaming curses at the Lord till our throats are red raw and our eyes crusted with salt from ten thousand shed tears. Well that and chicks dressed up as secretaries are really hot.

Following the teaser montage (You may want to skip it. It gives away important plot points. All the will-she/won’t she tension is TOTALLY ruined. SPOILER! She will. *SPOILER ENDS*) we happen upon Rachel Starr, very cute in a white blouse, red skirt. She’s snooping around her bosses stuff and happens upon viagra, nudey pictures and porn. Hell, who doesn’t keep viagra at the office? I know I do. Though that’s probably because I work in the porn industry and suffer from crippling erectile dysfunction. Anyway Rachel gets very turned on and her fingers wander down to her red and white knickers (its important to match). Her self abuse is interrupted however and a colleague offers a helping hand. Or in this case tongue. The knickers come off revealing a lovely pussy with a very sexy tattoo (Of a star. Get it? Rachel Starr? Porn star? Subtle innit?). Rach gets licked until (13mins in) she returns the favour with a some cock-sucking, very enthusiastic with lots of spit and her long dark hair waving about. The blouse strips off and Rachel gives an awesome tit fuck between her big boobs. After demonstrating her ass-jiggling prowess Rachel puts her abilities to good use, getting fucked from behind over her desk. She gives great dirty talk as positions swap around before receiving cum over her mouth and pierced tits.

Scene two has Jenna Haze nipping to the bathroom (or loo if you’re British) for some in-hours fucking. And if you find the idea of such a scorching girl being a secretary note that she’s wearing The Glasses. And 86% of secretaries wear The Glasses therefore she’s a secretary. See the logic? Flawless. As well as The Glasses she’s in a sexy business suit with a tiny skirt that soon gets pulled up so her bald business-suited (no skirt for him, however) can lick her little pussy. Jenna is gorgeous, long slim legs, cute face and lovely little natural tits. She gets fucked on the sink before running back off to her boss. But after checking in she just can’t stay away and her man returns to be rewarded with some great blow-job action. And in the bosses office no less! She strips to high heels and The Glasses (natch) to show off her pert figure and rides her lover in the bosses chair, all the wile giving a breathy commentary. Damn sexy but not that subtle! Hot, athletic sex follows and Jenna takes cock in her ass- on the bosses desk now! No respect this girl And just after getting sprayed all over her stomach and pussy she gets caught! Tsk. Wages of sin babe. So clearly the only way to resolve such a problem is… stripping, getting spanked and taking her bosses cum in her mouth! Yeah that’s how disciplinaries work. Still it’s a fine finale to a excellent scene!

Raven haired Rebecca Linares is a exceptionally fine looking girl but not so great at her job as she doesn’t speak English particularly well. Know why? Because she’s an illegal immigrant and blonde, sexy Immigration Officer (just go with it!) Jenny Hendrix is here to take her down. The girls swiftly get into a sexy catfight that descends into some lesbian dom play. Jenny is a harsh mistress and demands Rebecca licks her pussy before getting her to suck her boss’ cock. But this turns Jenny on no end and both girls start blowing the (quite obscenely lucky) guy in between kissing and touching each other. Both girls are fantastically hot and take turns riding dick as they spank ass and pull hair. Rebecca gets fucked in the ass, riding cock to a climax where both girls take a mouthful of cum. Scorching.

In the next scene brunette, bespeckled (Shock!) intern Dakoda Brooks is told that The Big Account needs to be won. But how? She’s so young! And hot. Surely she’s not the right person to take this account?! Oh waaaaaait! She’s totally the right person- for in this instance “account” means cock. And take it she does, right in her pretty mouth. She deepthroghts her ‘client’ before getting loudly fucked on the desk. And over a chair. That’s how you win the big account, girls. I could make a joke about finally getting a ‘deposit’ (all over her mandatory glasses, no less…) but I’m sure I’ve used that gag before!

Finally Tori Black, 19 years old, slim sexy figure, long legs and hair, is going for a job. Despite the secs she hasn’t done too much secretarial work (funny that) but the chunky black guy interviewing her can see her potential. By potential I mean she looks like she gives great head. And seven minutes in its potential realised as she sucks big black cock into her pretty mouth. But that’s not the extent of her skills; she talks filthy as getting pounded in her pussy. Positions switch but Tori remains loud and dirty- particularly if you take blasphemy as filthy talk (Sample dialogue- “Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod! Fuck me! Yes! ohmigod ohmigod!”). She does lose the glasses halfway, which is no way to get a porn-film-secretary job but manages to don them again as she takes her mouthful of cum. Impressive!

Plus behind the scenes stuff- if you fancy watching photo shoots, random conversation and discussions about porn wear then go for it! Oh and Rachel Starr apparently ’totally’ got off when she got her tattoo. Indeed.

his is slick generous stuff- nothing ground-breakingly original just lots of action with sexy, enthusiastic girls dressed in office outfits. Often with glasses on. And as I said at the start- THAT is fucking hot. Awesome.

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