Clothes Freaks from Smash Pictures
Reviewed by Ali Mony

Smash Pictures are back with another fabulously raunchy picture, and this time they’ve realized that one of the best things about porn is the fantasy outfits, and the girls are keeping them on even as they get down to business – why should the fetish flicks get all the costume action? As FlyWingedMonkey recently commented on this very site “Don’t get me wrong, a totally naked lass is a thing of beauty indeed, but a girl in nice underwear? Mmm MMM.” Rather than hurrying to get the kit off when the sex gets going, they’re going to let us take our sweet time…

First off, luscious brunette Francezca Valentina stands before us, her flesh encased in a full-length dress of sticky, glossy black PVC, right down to gloves and boots, her hair silky hair swooshing over the surface. The dress parts to reveal she’s wearing nothing underneath, and she treats us to a look at her finer points before anyone else even comes into the scene. Eventually a stud joins her and they get down to it, but after a while enough is enough – time for a costume change! She changes into a pixieish black and pink striped tights outfit (she keeps her slave collar on, though, nice and kinky). This scene also explores foot fetishism a bit, he sucks her toes, and she gives him a foot job – and she’s a talented lass, while she’s doing this she has time for yet another costume change, and gets a fishnet bodystocking on.

The unfortunate thing about having this scene first, is that it’s damn near impossible to top, and while the rest of the scenes are cute, they don’t touch this. But still, might as well give them a watch, eh?

Next up we have the lovely Carmen, though disappointingly she’s just wearing a normal jeans outfit. She does have the decency to compensate with a cool blue tattoo on her chest, a bit more serious than the usual frivolous tiny pornstar tattoos. Seriously, ladies, get proper tattoos or don’t bother.

The next scene is worth watching, if only for the hilariously wooden porno acting scene at the beginning. Don’t give up the day job, guys! The lame bit of plot revolves around some trashy lingerie and ‘hooker shoes’ (hey, I’m offended, I own a pair of those shoes) he’s bought for his girlfriend, which his friend offers to try on to see if they’ll fit, and, whoops, they end up fucking. That’s classy, people.

Soon we get relief in the form of two blonde girls and an array of candy coloured lingerie to explore. A guy joins them, and the logistics of this work really well – he can be fucking one while the other changes costume! How convenient. And after that we’re treated to a blonde girl in sexy boots and a chain bikini which is all very well – but seriously, just rewind to the first scene. It’s definitely the best.

It’s really good to see a mainstream porn film incorporating fetishistic elements into the presentation, without becoming hung up on them – more of this sort of thing, please!

Watch Clothes Freaks online now!