All Holes Open from 21Sextury
Reviewed by Ali Mony

This is a really quite elegant and stylish (yet still breathtakingly hardcore) offering from hip European studio 21Sextury.

First we are introduced to “naughty teen” Black Angelica. You can tell she’s a teenager by her schoolgirl uniform (tartan micro-skirt, little blouse, tie), which is a bit hackneyed, but the rest of the set up is good: a very hot girl, crystal clear picture, no messing around with ridiculous plot or awkward lines. Oh, no crap soundtrack either. Hurrah! She gets straight down to undoing her clothes, removing her underwear and touching herself. That's what we like to see!

She's joined by two identical blond, Germanic studs, identically attired in black briefs and necklaces. Their uniformity highlights that they're really just part of the furniture, it's all about the girl. Quickly they're manhandling her and removing what are left of her clothes. Amusingly, they leave her tie on, presumably to remind you she's a naughty teen. She gives an incredibly foamy and almost gag-inducingly filthy tandem blow-job to the apparently multiply-orgasmic boys, before going on to every imaginable configuration of fucking.

Moving on to the next scene, starring 'Anal Sweetheart' Angelina Crow. She's clad head to toe in a fishnet bodystocking and heels. She gets herself started off with a butt plug, and plays with herself with her long shiny nails. The nails make me wince a bit – there are some areas of the body far too sensitive for those talons to be rampaging around with so little care. The set up then follows very much the same template as the first one, although this time the guys are slightly less identical (in that one's Hispanic and one's black) but it's still all focused on her.

Stephanie S. is next – a very hot slim brunette with a mane of long hair. This time the girl welcomes us to a bedroom rather than a living room, but basically, by this point we know the drill (although this time her nails have the decency to be less vicious-looking).

This is a bit like robot-porn – all incredibly proficient and dynamic and gleaming. With ruthless efficiency, the boys fuck the girls every which way (including lots of double penetration). And the girls look like they're enjoying it, but without the fake rictus grin that some porn girls insist on keeping on their face even though you know they must be at least a little uncomfortable.

Next up is a cute auburn-haired girl, Lily Love, wearing a denim micro-mini-skirt. The trailer-trashy outfit doesn't really go with the swish room and luxurious red leather sofa. As a side note, these films are all shot in really, really nice stylish apartments. After watching a few of these scenes it's easy to start associating sex with really nice interior design. I do hope I'm not developing a fetish, that would be most unfortunate.

What all the girls have in common is they’re all interesting-looking and attractive, pleasingly they aren’t all identical pornoclones as is sometimes a danger with these films. Unfortunately, the last girl, Sharka Blue, is probably the most typically standard porno girl in this film: glossy, blonde, bronzed, wearing one of those bizarre peekaboo swimsuit things that have never been worn by anyone outside of a porn film. She gives the most standard porno performance of the film – growling, grunting and moaning. But this is only bad as it's a little out of place here – there's nothing really wrong with her performance. And what she lacks in subtlety she makes up with in enthusiasm. In fact, she seems to be so insatiable she has to finish herself off after the boys are spent.

This is a good, honest-to-goodness filthy fuck film unpolluted by convoluted set-ups and awkward badly-delivered lines – just lets the performers get on with what they're good at. In the future, when everything is perfect and efficient, all porn will be like this. Highly recommended.

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